Generator Rex Texts From Last Night
(320): God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier…

(320): God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier…

(843): My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.

(843): My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.

(727): hell no. last time, i couldn’t pee straight for a week.

(727): hell no. last time, i couldn’t pee straight for a week.

(412): I’m about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed

(412): I’m about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed

(218): There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.

(218): There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.


(402): That was so not worth putting pants on for.

(402): That was so not worth putting pants on for.

(201): The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.

(201): The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.

(507): Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.

(507): Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.

(928): I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.

(928): I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.

(917): She’s the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.

(917): She’s the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.