Generator Rex Texts From Last Night

(304): What’s Spanish for “I shouldn’t have worn these underwear to work?”

(530): I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it’s him.

(530): I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it’s him.

(603): Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.

(603): Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.

(562): biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009

(562): biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009

(407): I’m not saying he’s gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like

(407): I’m not saying he’s gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like

(541): I just fell off a roof. So I’m kinda chillin for a minute.

(541): I just fell off a roof. So I’m kinda chillin for a minute.

(320): God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier…

(320): God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier…

(843): My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.

(843): My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.

(727): hell no. last time, i couldn’t pee straight for a week.

(727): hell no. last time, i couldn’t pee straight for a week.

(412): I’m about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed

(412): I’m about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed