Generator Rex Texts From Last Night
(603): Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.

(603): Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.

(562): biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009

(562): biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009

(407): I’m not saying he’s gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like

(407): I’m not saying he’s gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like

(541): I just fell off a roof. So I’m kinda chillin for a minute.

(541): I just fell off a roof. So I’m kinda chillin for a minute.

(320): God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier…

(320): God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier…

(843): My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.

(843): My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.

(727): hell no. last time, i couldn’t pee straight for a week.

(727): hell no. last time, i couldn’t pee straight for a week.

(412): I’m about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed

(412): I’m about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed

(218): There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.

(218): There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.


(402): That was so not worth putting pants on for.

(402): That was so not worth putting pants on for.