Generator Rex Texts From Last Night

Im invoking the “no judgements” clause of our friendship.

My god, what have you done?

(814): I’ll be there in a few.

(717): I’M COUNTING TO FEW.

(575): They took my balls.

(319): …I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text

(512): The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning

Thanks for the follow, lovely! I seen where you liked my sly cooper post, and i was like MAN! I haven't seen that post in forever! haha. Thanks! :D

No problem! I discovered the Sly Cooper tag and was sprinkling likes on everything.

Generator Rex pumpkin. Awwwww yeahhhh

(303): Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.

(925): You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.

509): Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.